How to Win Friends and Influence Parents

A parody of Dale Carnegie's classic - written especially for 9-year-olds!

Master the Art of Parent Persuasion!

Discover the secrets to getting what you want while making your parents happy to give it to you!

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What's Inside This Book?

Have you ever noticed how some kids seem to get everything they want from their parents? Extra dessert, later bedtimes, new toys, sleepovers on school nights—you name it!

Meanwhile, you're stuck following all the rules and hearing "no" more often than your favorite word ("yes!").

What's their secret? Are they just lucky? Do they have magical powers?

The truth is, dealing with parents is an art form. It's like learning to ride a bike or beat that tricky level in your favorite video game. At first, it seems IMPOSSIBLE. But once you know the tricks, you'll wonder why it ever seemed hard at all!

This Book Will Teach You:

  • How to ask for things so parents actually say yes
  • The secret power of smiling at just the right time
  • Why tantrums never work (and what to do instead)
  • How to make your parents think your idea was actually theirs
  • The magic words that make parents feel like superheroes

The Three Parts to Parent Mastery

Part One

Fundamental Techniques in Handling Parents

Learn the basic principles that will transform how you interact with your parents forever!

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Part Two

Six Ways to Make Parents Say "Yes"

Discover the six powerful techniques that will have your parents agreeing with you more often!

Read Part 2

Part Three

How to Get Parents to Agree With You

Master advanced strategies for turning even the strictest parents into your biggest allies!

Read Part 3

Fun Activities Inside!

Put your new skills to the test with games, quizzes, and challenges!

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